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Welcome To The Den

This is my personal website. Below are some cool looking play-cards with my thoughts inside. some have an essay, some have a blog post.


Onion Trader

Hi, i'm Brett, but Onion Trader is my internet alias. I enjoy doing stuff, and cannot tolerate not-doing stuff. See the stuff that I-am-doing in the details tab in navbar^. You're also welcome invest your precious labor in flipping over one of these neon creatures, and reading what's inside.


Welcome to Brett's Website.
He is busy doing fun stuff.
In the meantime, go
Hitch Hikers Guide To the Galaxy.

"The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

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